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" + "Tue, Feb 9 2010 - 7:03 AM" + "

" + "The Colbert Report - s6 | e21 - Mon, Feb 8, 2010" + "

" + "Jonathan Safran Foer makes Stephen ponder the morality of eating animals with his new book \"Eating Animals,\" resparking the ancient battle between carnivores and herbivores.Add this to your queueAdded: Tue Feb 09 07:03:05 UTC 2010Air date: Mon Feb 08 00:00:00 UTC 2010Duration: 21:42Rating: 4.9 / 5.0Closed captions available." + "

" + "Tue, Feb 9 2010 - 7:03 AM" + "

" + "The Bachelor - s14 | e6 - Week 6, Part 1" + "

" + "The stakes are high for Jake as he visits the final four women\'s hometowns.Add this to your queueAdded: Tue Feb 09 07:03:05 UTC 2010Air date: Mon Feb 08 00:00:00 UTC 2010Duration: 48:43" + "

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" + "Tue, Feb 9 2010 - 7:03 AM" + "

" + "The Bachelor - s14 | e6 - Week 6, Part 2" + "

" + "The stakes are high for Jake as he visits the final four women\'s hometowns.Add this to your queueAdded: Tue Feb 09 07:03:05 UTC 2010Air date: Mon Feb 08 00:00:00 UTC 2010Duration: 37:03" + "

" + "Tue, Feb 9 2010 - 6:29 AM" + "

" + "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart - s15 | e21 - Mon, Feb 8, 2010" + "

" + "First Lady of South Carolina Jenny Sanford discusses her new book about dealing with the fallout from her husband\'s very public affair.Add this to your queueAdded: Tue Feb 09 06:29:05 UTC 2010Air date: Mon Feb 08 00:00:00 UTC 2010Duration: 21:40Rating: 4.7 / 5.0Closed captions available." + "

" + "Tue, Feb 9 2010 - 5:50 AM" + "

" + "Chuck - s3 | e7 - Chuck Versus the Mask" + "

" + "Chuck takes Hannah on her first Nerd Herd mission and must hide that he is also on a CIA mission with Sarah.Add this to your queueAdded: Tue Feb 09 05:50:05 UTC 2010Air date: Mon Feb 08 00:00:00 UTC 2010Duration: 43:22" + "

" + "Tue, Feb 9 2010 - 2:41 AM" + "

" + "Heroes - s4 | e18 - Brave New World" + "

" + "In the season finale, the heroes race to thwart Samuel\'s vengeful plan to kill thousands of innocent people in Central Park. Volume Six: Brave New World begins.Add this to your queueAdded: Tue Feb 09 02:41:05 UTC 2010Air date: Mon Feb 08 00:00:00 UTC 2010Duration: 42:43" + "

" + "Mon, Feb 8 2010 - 5:07 PM" + "

" + "The Biggest Loser - s9 | e5 - Week 5" + "

" + "A vigorous football challenge tests everyone’s stamina, except for one player sidelined with medical issues, and provides immunity for the winnerAdd this to your queueAdded: Mon Feb 08 17:07:05 UTC 2010Air date: Tue Feb 02 00:00:00 UTC 2010Duration: 1:25:39" + "

" + "Sun, Feb 7 2010 - 5:41 PM" + "

" + "Saturday Night Live - s35 | e14 - Ashton Kutcher–" + "

" + "Ashton Kutcher hosts Saturday Night Live with Them Crooked Vultures.Add this to your queueAdded: Sun Feb 07 17:41:05 UTC 2010Air date: Sat Feb 06 00:00:00 UTC 2010Duration: 1:05:37Rating: 3.7 / 5.0" + "

" + "Thu, Feb 4 2010 - 7:28 AM" + "

" + "Legend of the Seeker - s2 | e10 - Perdition" + "

" + "Trapped in the deadly Valley of Perdition, Richard\'s worst fears come magically to life and threaten to kill him, while the world\'s most powerful sorceress, Sister Nicci, plots to murder Kahlan; Cara\'s feelings for the new Seeker deepen.Add this to your queueAdded: Thu Feb 04 07:28:05 UTC 2010Air date: Sat Jan 30 00:00:00 UTC 2010Duration: 43:19Rating: 4.2 / 5.0Closed captions available." + "

" + "Tue, Feb 2 2010 - 8:14 AM" + "

" + "The Secret Life of the American Teenager - s2 | e18 - Let\'s Try That Again" + "

" + "Amy is concerned when Jimmy doesn\'t call her so she seeks Ricky\'s help, while Anne tries to figure out her relationship with George.Add this to your queueAdded: Tue Feb 02 08:14:05 UTC 2010Air date: Mon Feb 08 00:00:00 UTC 2010Duration: 44:10" + "

" + "Tue, Feb 2 2010 - 2:25 AM" + "

" + "Castle - s2 | e15 - Suicide Squeeze" + "

" + "A beloved former professional baseball player is murdered.Add this to your queueAdded: Tue Feb 02 02:25:06 UTC 2010Air date: Mon Feb 08 00:00:00 UTC 2010Duration: 43:27" + "

" + "Tue, Feb 2 2010 - 2:25 AM" + "

" + "24 - s8 | e7 - 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM" + "

" + "Jack Bauer is forced deeper undercover.Add this to your queueAdded: Tue Feb 02 02:25:06 UTC 2010Air date: Mon Feb 08 00:00:00 UTC 2010Duration: 44:00Closed captions available." + "

" + "Sat, Jan 30 2010 - 11:11 PM" + "

" + "Greek - s3 | e13 - Take Me Out" + "

" + "Casey and Ashleigh go on a double date.Add this to your queueAdded: Sat Jan 30 23:11:07 UTC 2010Air date: Mon Feb 08 00:00:00 UTC 2010Duration: 44:26" + "

" + "Tue, Jan 26 2010 - 12:01 AM" + "

" + "The Office - s6 | e15 - Sabre" + "

" + "Michael has a difficult time accepting Sabre\'s new policies; Erin waits for Andy to ask her on a date.Add this to your queueAdded: Tue Jan 26 00:01:05 UTC 2010Air date: Thu Feb 04 00:00:00 UTC 2010Duration: 22:08Rating: 4.2 / 5.0Closed captions available." + "

" + "Sat, Jan 23 2010 - 12:32 AM" + "

" + "House - s6 | e12 - Moving the Chains" + "

" + "Foreman’s brother pays a surprise visit.Add this to your queueAdded: Sat Jan 23 00:32:04 UTC 2010Air date: Mon Feb 01 00:00:00 UTC 2010Duration: 44:07Closed captions available." + "

" + "Tue, Jan 19 2010 - 2:45 AM" + "

" + "Family Guy - s8 | e11 - Dial Meg for Murder" + "

" + "Meg dates a guy behind bars.Add this to your queueAdded: Tue Jan 19 02:45:06 UTC 2010Air date: Sun Jan 31 00:00:00 UTC 2010Duration: 21:49Rating: 4.2 / 5.0Closed captions available." + "

" + "Tue, Dec 22 2009 - 8:17 PM" + "

" + "Movie Trailers - The Bounty Hunter" + "

" + "A bounty hunter (Gerard Butler) learns that his next target is his ex-wife, a reporter (Jennifer Aniston) working on a murder cover-up. Soon after their reunion, the always-at-odds duo find themselves on a run-for-their-lives adventure.Add this to your queueAdded: Tue Dec 22 20:17:04 UTC 2009Air date: Fri Mar 19 00:00:00 UTC 2010Duration: 02:33Rating: 3.5 / 5.0" + "

" + "Fri, Sep 19 2008 - 7:02 PM" + "

" + "It\'s Always Sunny in Philadelphia - s4 | e1 - Mac and Dennis: Manhunters" + "

" + "After Dee and Charlie mistakenly eat some of Frank\'s human meat, they develop an unsatisfiable cannibalistic hunger. Meanwhile, Mac and Dennis take hunting for sport to the next level when they set their sights on Rickety Cricket.Add this to your queueAdded: Fri Sep 19 19:02:19 UTC 2008Air date: Thu Sep 18 00:00:00 UTC 2008Duration: 21:14Rating: 4.3 / 5.0Closed captions available." + "

" + "Mon, Mar 17 2008 - 9:56 PM" + "

" + "American Dad! - s1 | e18 - Finances With Wolves" + "

" + "After receiving a hefty bonus from work, Stan buys extravagant gadgets while Francine pleads for her dream kiosk. Upset about his lack of support, Francine opens a muffin shop without his approval and gives Stan a taste of life without a housewife.Add this to your queueAdded: Mon Mar 17 21:56:57 UTC 2008Air date: Sun Jan 29 00:00:00 UTC 2006Duration: 21:53Rating: 3.9 / 5.0Closed captions available." + "

" + "Sat, Nov 17 2007 - 1:12 AM" + "

" + "It\'s Always Sunny in Philadelphia - s3 | e15 - The Gang Dances Their Asses Off" + "

" + "Charlie inadvertently puts Paddy\'s up as the grand prize in a dance marathon, and the gang is forced to enter the competition to save their bar from The Waitress and Father Mara, who will do anything to win the bar.Add this to your queueAdded: Sat Nov 17 01:12:19 UTC 2007Air date: Thu Nov 15 00:00:00 UTC 2007Duration: 22:00Rating: 4.6 / 5.0Closed captions available." + "

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